Well, tonights’ kiddie episode has finally sent Dave over the edge. Four Spanish came for dinner with a reasonably sensible child and the dreaded TODDLER. Well I could hear the toddler banging his wooden toy toy car against our lovely wooden table tops from upstairs in the kitchen. Then it was walking round with a parent, annoying other guests and up and down to the toilets every two minutes. This incident, combined with last nights when another TODDLER apparently screamed ‘CACA CACA’ at the top of his voice in front of a crowded dining room (mmm bon appetit everyone) – even the parents cringed and held the baby well away from them carrying it to the toilet, sent Dave into a frenzied rant about how we are now barring kids under the age of 6 and how he is going to ask the maire to ban kids under 6 from entering Vernet’s borders.
Good luck with that, I say!!! (Oooh, my ears are sore!)